a woman went to the doctors with a pair of black eyes and said doctor, doctor, my boyfriend keeps coming home from the pub drunk and every time he does, we get into a fight and it ends up with him beating up on me
the doctor sighed and reached into the bottom draw of his expansive desk, producing a lollipop I have just the solution, he said next time he comes home drunk from the pub, take this, pop it in your mouth and suck hard on it
Will that help? she asked
Never fails said the doctor
So, away she went back home, clutching the lollipop and a chest-full of worries
Two weeks later, she reappeared in the doctor's surgery, completely free of black eyes and bruising and said thank you doctor!
Don't mention it, replied the physician I thought keeping your fucking mouth shut might help